Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?

Two Stirring Quotes

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch’s statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
Groucho Marx

Can you spare a dime for an old dame?


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