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How do you stop chewing your fingernails, overeating, smoking, and picking your nose? My renter, Ghost Works, has a whole heap of people with questions of this nature. In the case of Lee Redmond, nail-biting should be actively encouraged.
If I had nails like that I wouldn’t be announcing it to the world. It seems she became bored with cutting her nails back in 1979 and decided to grow them just for a jolly lark. “It’s strange how they become you,” she said. “It’s almost like it’s your identity.”. Well it would be, wouldn’t it.
I’ll just have a small glass of sherry and gather the courage to ask my renter a question about long fingernails and toilet paper.
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by Becky..Absent Minded Housewife, on September 28 2006 @ 4:19 am
This lady doesn’t live too far from me. She was recently featured on our local news. The nails didn’t scare me. The hairdo did.
by Leann, on September 28 2006 @ 3:50 pm
How does one wipe their tushie?? Button buttons?? Zip jeans?? and most of all…….not break a nail!!
by Queenie, on September 28 2006 @ 4:14 pm
Dear Becky, it looks like you need a hairdresser in your neighbourhood. You wouldn’t be able to take up the position though, you couldn’t fit behind the chair. It’s all that corn on the cob, it made you grow big and healthy and, um, big.
by Queenie, on September 28 2006 @ 4:17 pm
Dear Leann, my mind boggles
by Anonymous, on June 11 2007 @ 1:26 pm
How does she wipe her butt? it is atrotious.
you confuse me??
and how does one decide to do that? that is like never brushing your hair disgusting