Cross Dressing suspicions
I’m beginning to wonder about my fellow members of the Lawn Bowls Club Ladies Team.
I read today that the Women’s Dragon-boat Racing Team in China turned out to be men in wigs. It seems the Team was of composed of suspiciously big women with Adam’s apples, and now I’m starting to look at the ladies on the lawn more closely.
Specifically at Beryl who is my new partner in the Doubles Championships. (That’s her on the left)
I’ve noticed she’s very shy in the Change Room and, when she drinks a sherry, she clutches the glass in her fist in a most unladylike manner. And she passes wind frequently. If that’s not masculine behaviour I’ll eat my bowls.
Cross Dressing the way to win medals in China
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Spare a shilling for a glass of sweet sherry
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Don’t worry about Beryl…I pass wind like a champ and I’m sure I’m female. At least that is what my gynecologist tells me.
Maybe a visit to Beryl’s gynecologist is in order.
In your case, look what the corn has done to you. Flatulence is nothing compared to it ….
I suppose the true test will be if she fiddles with and constanly adjusts her bowls before a match…
Sound advice!
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