Vegemite ban payback for missing Athletes
I think I know the origins of the savage ban on vegemite to the Olympic competitors from Australia. It’s payback for the Commonwealth Games. Payback for those missing athletes.
You heard about the missing athletes of course. Eleven of them. All went missing from their cozy little cabins in the new Commonwealth Games Athletics Village in Melbourne in March of 2006.
Were these eleven fine young specimens of humankind murdered while they slept and their bodies dragged away to unmarked graves? What happened? A satanic cult? Were they victims of secret government matter-transformer/ transmitter/ transposer experiments?
My money is on Alien Abductions.
People from Sierra Leone are particularly prone to alien abductions. Especially the athletes. Only six years ago 70% of the Sierra Leone team - 21 of the total 30 - vanished during the Manchester Commonwealth Games.
But wait, there’s more — Tanzanian boxer Omari Idd Kimweri, and Bangladeshi 400m runner Mohammad Tawhidul Islam, also vanished overnight from their beds. Perhaps in the dark they were mistaken for Sierra Leone athletes.
Now it’s payback time for Australia,
Can you spare a dime for an old dame?
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