The Devil in Marge Simpson
The Devil in Marge
Marge Simpson is a church-going woman. She’s respectable, polite and proper, a virtuous woman, worthy and well thought of in her community.
She’s always tried her best to get some manners into her oafish old man and that impertinent brat of a boy who needs a good paddywhacking. She’s patient and tolerant with a winsome forgiving nature. She’s a real lady.
That’s why I’m shocked to learn of her appearance in PlayBoy. I’m appalled!
In my day we had a word for women who took their clothes off for money and I’m too much of a lady myself to repeat it here.
Marge, what were you thinking?
Are you broke? Has the economic downturn driven you to such desperate solutions?
And what is Homer doing, that’s what I’d like to know. Surely Marge would never have accepted this (obviously highly paid) offer if Homer had been against it.
I always knew Marge Simpson had a good sex life.
If the Simpsons didn’t have a cozy relationship, Marge would have booted Homer out the door years ago, especially after his dalliance with that hussy of a country music singer. But I can’t believe that a man of his particular level of intelligence would stand calmly by while his wife bares it all in a racy magazine.
Is there something about this couple that we don’t know? Are they estranged? Divorced? Do they turn up for a day’s shoot, act their parts, and then go their separate ways? Remember how it took years for the truth to come out about Lucy and Desi? And all the time the viewers thought they were watching a happy couple.
It’s been a while now since my Wally moved upstairs to join his old mates who marched with him on ANZAC Day. (I bet there’s a pub in heaven where they all sit in the corner complaining about modern youth). But let me tell you in no uncertain terms that Wally would have done his block if I posed in my birthday suit!
Not that I would have done anything like that of course!
Marge, I have lost my respect for you. And I’m washing out my blue rinse first thing in the morning.
Spare a shilling for a glass of sweet sherry
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Great post!
How could I have missed this episode. I bet my wife distracted me with food. She says I pay more attention to Marge than her some evenings. I’m certain she didn’t want me to see her in the altogether.
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You’ve put a whole new spin on the Simpsons! You are so clever.
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