If you’ve woken up one morning and realised that not only has Life Passed You By, but it’s actually left you behind, you’re not the only one. Canny Granny is in the same boat.

When I look around I see that the system has gone awry, my income is worth only 75% 60% of its value, prices have gone through the roof, every day there’s another war and, what’s infinitely worse, I can’t run for a bus!

Pretty stressful stuff.

My doctor told me take up jogging to lower my stress levels, bugger that for a joke. No one is seeing me in a wet Tee shirt.

I took up blogging instead.

At the very least, it keeps me off the streets.

P.S I want to thank my neighbour, Susanna Duffy, for her help in my blog. She’s very good on these internets.

Spare a shilling for a glass of sweet sherry