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Appalling Lasagna Abuse

Police have arrested a woman for attacking her husband with a lasagna.

Now that’s a terrible thing to do to a lasagna. I’m appalled.

Half the world is starving and yet someone can blithely waste good food in this fashion. (Unless it was a spinach lasagna, in which case it should naturally have been thrown at the cook).

The case of lasagna abuse occurred in Florida, where Amanda Trott was having an argument with her husband.

The police were called and, when they arrived, Trott claimed he had been slapped in the face and then had the meal thrown at him by his wife. After admitting to the attack, Mrs Trott was arrested and charged with domestic battery, while - just to round off an excellent day for him - her husband was also arrested over an unrelated outstanding warrant.

According to a sticky-beak neighbour, the argument was over washing some dishes.

Trott should count himself fortunate, in the gun-toting atmosphere of USA where more than 30,000 people are murdered with fire-arms each year, he got off pretty lightly.

In my experience no husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.